February 2012
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partycityqueen is bitter xoxo
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EXACTLY TWO WEEKS UNTIL I GO TO JAPAN HOLY FUCK
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Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
every singer on youtube: i'm sick so please don't make fun of me
visualscott:
Madonna’s half time show and single flopped.
Nicki’s Grammy performance and new single flopped.
Rihanna’s getting shit for collabing with Chris Brown.
Britney’s sorta done.
Xtina’s still irrelevant.
Where has Kesha been?
Adele’s on a five year break.
*sips tea
blowhan:
Confirmed: Lady Gaga’s next album to be titled “In My Shade”, track list as of now is:
In My Shade
Your Wig Looks Better on Me
The One That Leaked
Penthouse Pussy (You a Motel Six Pussy)
$227. Million
I Know I Look Good † I Just Woke Up
The Twitter Queen
No Red Carpet (The Ballad of Kelly Osbourne)
Pretention Is My NME
“Roman Reloaded (Dirty)” - Nicki Minaj ft Lil...
Dear Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim called...she wants her...
gagaatemybrain:
*waits for gaga to release a new album*
xavierponce:
assfag:
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
roman in moscow flopped and is horrible so she tries to cover it up by releasing another single
stupid hoe flopped and was good until the video came out which ruined it
roman holiday is nicki being weird for the sake of weird while the whole song screams “look at me”
starships is too generic for even katy to sing so she tries to cover it...
dasyumad:
Roman Reloaded is gonna make everyone take Nicki seriously after Stupid Hoe and her grammy performance.
don’t forget starships xoxo
birthedandhappy:
ft. lil wayne *sigh*
fuckyeahtaylor:
fearandhope:
Nicki Minaj -...
CAN THIS DJ SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY THE FUCKING...
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*commits suicide*
*listens to this awful song, waiting for new Nicki...
electric—-chapel:
hurry the fuck up.
theliltunechick:
I JUST WANT ROMAN RELOADED. NOW.
like wtf is this song right now
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Waiting for this new Nicki song...Getting...
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Writing this mother monologue is harder than I...
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Scene two of my play. How is it so far?...
Mother: Ahh, Liam, you’re home. Can you help me clean up this mess?
Liam: Do it yourself, I’ve got homework.
Mother: Speaking of school, did you get your science test back?
Liam: Yeah.
Mother: And?
Liam: See for yourself. (Pulls out test from bag)
Mother: A 48!? I raised you better than that.
Liam: Actually, you didn’t raise me at all.
Mother: What do you mean?
Liam: You were in the hospital,...
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IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TRIES TO CORRECT ME...
1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
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Watch
Conclusions of this episode :
unusualblainers:
Being happy is bad
Texting during driving is bad
Hiram is the best fucking character on glee
Parents are awesome on tv
Being sad is bad
Blaine sings songs for no apparent reason
Sebastian may have a soul
Rachel loves Quinn
Kurt and Blaine love each other and hold hands
Karofsky’s future husband.
Blaine is adorable when he raps.
Glee is still not a comedy
hiram: I have a new plan. I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure.
leroy: you're not an epileptic
hiram: that's why I'm going to fake it
mikeypartyromance:
it’s cute how band members write songs about girls even though they are all gay
